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The Square Diner is exactly what I was looking for on Juror Duty lunch break. The fast pace and classic diner feel is as visible here then any other diner I've been to. With solid food and real personality, this is a much try.

One of the only remaining joints in town that gives a hint of what Tribeca used to be before the yuppies and glitterazzi moved in. Unfortunately the new crowd has decided the place is quaint and "classy" enough to justify solid occupation through most major meal hours (who cares if the kids aren't content with the modest space-- if their parents have to deal with the constant squirming and shouting then so do we). It's often understaffed, and the stress shows, though in the quiet hours most of the staff reveal themselves to be full of character. Shame it gets buried by demands that would be far more welcome at establishments like the posh, nearby "Pecán". Square Diner is one of those spots that you wish would remain hidden, partly out of nostalgia and partly out of protectiveness. So, for the new residents of the Triangle Below Canal Street, I say this: It's not just an alternative to Bubby's when that ridiculous line spills over into the street. It does NOT accept credit cards (though there's an ATM outside). Yes, it's family friendly in that they are nice enough to allow you to bring the young ones-- don't abuse that privilege. Paying an egregious amount of money for your little slice of heaven does not mean you should be treated like royalty (welcome to the real world).

Ordered lunch for delivery today, food came pretty fast but that's it. The advocardo burger was one of the worst burger I've had in a long long time. It was stiff, yes, stiff like a board, dry and have no taste at all. Also ordered the pastrimi sandwich and it is very small, 1/10th the meat compare to Katz and it was almost $9. Not worth the money.

Hamburger burnt to a crisp - Soggy and overly salty fries - $8.75. Food was made quickly, but poorly. The only reason this place is still around: Socrates closed.

what can i say, great food, good service, fast delivery. reasonable prices. try the square diner salad!

Hands-down, the best delivery burger in the area. I see the point other commenters have made about the fries' mushiness. I usually substitute onion rings for fries, which are hit or miss although sometimes sublime. You could mitigate risk by supplying your own bag of chips. Or, order those Alexa oven fries from FreshDirect. Get the burger from The Square, supplement elsewhere how you see fit. Shakes are good there too, and it's not like you'd ever get your lazy ass to wash a blender afterwards.

I have taken my two school age daughters to Square Diner now three times for lunch. Each time the burgers are cooked exactly as we asked, service is prompt and it is busy enough to have fun and talk without feeling we are too loud. I definitely recommend it for a casual lunch with the kids...and the price is right too.