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Posted by Patsy on 03/06/2013
I'm sitting here now writing this review. The music is way too loud. You could taste the coffee grains in the cafe latte my husband ordered and my chai latte tastes like swamp water. Go across the way and have a real coffee or latte and save yourself the disappointment.
Posted by keV on 07/24/2011
The staff seemed either incompetent or just generally disinterested. Maybe both. We waited way too long for everything from Menu's right down to food and warm water. Then our waiter through the kitchen staff under the bus as he got our orders wrong. Sorry dude, but when the order is wrong its your fault, not the kitchen. Especially when he didn't write down the order an had to return twice to remember the whole thing. A few tables walked out on him while he was fumbling around doing nothing. The food was not great and too expensive.
Posted by Anonymous on 06/05/2011
We ordered brunch this morning. Before we finished ordering we asked how long they thought it would take since we were working around my husband having to leave for work and our son's naptime. We had 1.25 hours and they said it would take no more than 20-30 minutes, tops. We did only order two egg sandwiches and a berry smoothie, afterall. At an hour later no food so we called and they said it hadn't left yet, but was going out the door right now. 15 more minutes and the delivery still wasn't there. When the delivery man showed up I called to discuss a discount or something since my husband did not get to eat (we canceled his portion of the order when we called at the hour mark). And the man on the phone was so rude. I sent the delivery man food in hand back to the restaurant because that's what the rude man on the phone told me to do. Now I'm annoyed and hungry! Please, do not go to or order here. It was our mistake, but shouldn't be yours!
Posted by anonymous on 05/03/2011
Came here to grab some coffee and bagels to go. When we got to the park, they had given us the wrong kind of bagels, they were not toasted (as requested) and there was so little cream cheese that I couldnt even spread it on the whole bagel. AND... the bagel was terrible. Not to mention, the coffee tasted like crappy deli coffee. I threw them both away. I've NEVER done that before.
Posted by Kelly on 01/17/2011
The waitress could care less. The food was overpriced and worse than an average diner. I've been there 3 times now, and each time I find that it's mediocre at best. Today was the last straw when the waitress sat on her iPhone the whole time, the portions were small, and the bill was way too high for the quality and service. Definitely not worth it!
Posted by Beta Fippel on 01/02/2011
I live a block away from Table 12 and, therefore have made the mistake of going there from time to time. Never again. The food is ridiculous overpriced and never very good. At an ill-fated breakfast there this morning the potatoes were rubbery and the "scrambled eggs" were actually eggs in the shape of an omelet with nothing in it. Their smoothies are fine, but cost $7! A cafe au lait costs $4! And the worst part--the menu lists 2 eggs + toast + potatoes for $6.95, but my bill said $7.95. After I pointed out the mistake to my waitress it took her OVER TEN MINUTES to correct my check and she didn't even apologize. Please don't patronize this place.
Posted by Anonymous on 12/05/2010
Just had breakfast at this place and it was so bad that I had to write a review. I ordered the Table 12 Special which is pancake, eggs, potatoes and a choice of meat. First off, nothing on my plate was hot. I could tell that the pancakes were not fresh. They had the same crust/texture of a frozen pancakes sold in supermarkets. The eggs were absolutely tasteless and I suspect they were not real eggs but substitute eggs. I ordered Ham and it was completely dry! The only highlight was the 5 half wedge potatoes that came with the dish. My fiancee got the steak and eggs and he was also not please with his dish. He ordered sunny side eggs and they were undercooked. He also said his steak wasn't rested and bleed all over his eggs. Not a great way to start off the day. And if you charge $2.50 for coffee, can I at least get a refill! Jeez. We spent $44 with tip for two people for a really awful breakfast! We will never go back!