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Smooch Cafe

  • Coffee & Tea, Healthy, Local/Organic, Vegan, Vegetarian
  • 264 Carlton Ave, Brooklyn 11205 40.689791 -73.972179
  • (At Dekalb Ave)
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  • (718) 624-4075
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8-5

The Brooklyn Continental Breakfast Platter orange juice, toast, boiled egg, granola, fruit, yogurt, coffee    12.50
The Tamarama sexy toast with avocado, tomato, pepper, olive oil & lemon juice, served with a latte, cortada, flat white    9.75
Emmanuels Fancy Schmanzy sliced atlantic salmon, cream cheese, lemon juice & pepper served open faced on ciabatta    9.75
Seventeen Grain Granola With Luscious French Vanilla Yogurt accompanied by a hint of fresh fruit and a mixed berry compote    7.75
Birds Breakfast Sandwich sliced boiled egg, cucumber and cracked pepper on pumpernickel    5.25
Felicias Irreverently Bold Breakfast Sandwich egg, tomato, & spicy fire roasted chicken & turkey sausage    7.00
The Buddhist Ohmmmmmlette herbed cream cheese and fresh roma tomatoes    8.75
The Artie Beetson Omelette provolone cheese, baby spinach and sweet caramelized onions    9.75
The Oh Dios Mio Omelette herbed cream cheese, roma tomatoes, caramelized onions & sweet italian chicken sausage    10.75
The Frisky Fergus ‘we Remember Who's Your Daddy' Scrambled Pesto Eggs     8.75
Pascale's "I Get Up To Way Too Much Mischief In Fort Greene & I'm Loving It" Breakfast sexy toast lavished with avocado, sliced egg and accessorized with sprinklings of thyme & pepper. served with a cortada    8.75
The "No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Breakfast" Breakfast curried tofu scrambled with cumin, tomatoes, olive oil, carrots, cranberries and onions    8.75
Sexy Venezuelan Toast served with preserves & nutella and drowned in creamy butter    4.50
Sexy Venezuelan Toast add a toey armenian egg    1.75
Vegemite Soldiers if you don't know what these are you probably shouldn't have them    5.00
Vegan Wheat Free Muffins Toasted & Hypocritically Lavished With Moo Cow Butter pear and granola, strawberry and peach, blueberry and banana    3.50
The Awesomest Brunch scrambled eggs or tofu, homefries, salad, toast, orange juice, coffee or tea    14.00
The Awesomest Brunch add a mimosa or bellini for a nice happy buzz    8.00

12-5

The ‘cry Me A Rivera Diego Cos I Just Dumped My Cheating Ex' Mouthful Of Satisfaction fire roasted spicy chicken & turkey sausage served with squadrilla orange and chilli chutney plus tomato & baby spinach on ciabatta & served with chili and lime tortilla chips    9.75
The ‘let's Be Nice To Everyone Except The Assholes Who've Trashed Us On Yelp' Sandwich Of Harmony organic turkey breast slices served with provolone cheese, & coasted with sweet smooth hot mustard, greens, & slices of crisp fuji apples served on ciabatta bread & served with chili and lime tortilla chips    9.75
The Vegan Temptress marinated & baked oriental tofu, vietnamese carrot slaw, jalapeno & veganaise served on 5-grain bread with a cool green salad    9.75
The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger served with greens, tomato & caramelized onions on 5-grain bread coated with veganaise and a red pepper picante plus a light salad    9.75
The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger add avocado or cheese    1.75
The Classic Dole Bludger provolone cheese, sliced tomatoes and crunchy onions served on pressed ciabatta coated with pesto    7.00
Nutty Buddy creamy organic peanut butter with french strawberry jam, toasted on pumpernickel & served with pear    5.25
The Mysterious WTF we take some of this and add a touch of that and serve it on whatever. you'll have no idea what you're eating on this evasive sandwich but it sure will taste good    9.75
Bodhi's Sandwich Of Enbitenment named in honor of our adorable smooch pooch, this sandwich comes complete with hummus, tomatoes, greens, sprouts, carrots, cucumbers and sprouts    8.00

Salads

The Garden Of Eden     7.50
The Sassy Lassy Sweet Italian Chicken Sausage     9.75
The Voluptuous Vixen Avocado & Hummus     9.75
Steamed Kale served with dried cranberries, olive oil & sea salt    7.50

Sides $3.50

Avocado   
Toast   
Chicken Sausage   
Homefries weekend only for homefries  

Desserts

Chocolate Cake vegan    5.50
Red Velvet Cake vegan    5.50
Carrot Cake vegan    5.50
Chocolate Chip Cookie     2.50
Oatmeal & Raisin Cookie     2.50

Spring Summer Specials

Coconut, Lime & Ginger Crush     4.50
Organic Lemonade     3.50
Tiger Woods a brown sugared modern arnold palmer    3.50
Iced Mint & Lemon Tea     3.00
Iced Mango Tea     3.00
Miss Boucicaut's Lemon Honey Rooibos Elixir     4.00
Shirley's Cool Mint Cocoa Milkshake     5.00
Ginger Beer     3.50
Iced Latte     4.00
Iced Americano     3.00

The Orgasmically Organic Smoothie $7

Mixed Berries banana, oj, mango nectar, milk & yogurt  

Sparkling

Chinotto, Limonata & Aranciata     3.50
Ginger & Lemongrass Presse     3.50
San Pellegrino Water     3.50  6.00

Organic Juices $3.50

Orange   
Apple   
Cranberry   
Mango   

Fucken Great Coffee

Espresso     2.50
Double Espresso     3.50
Melbourne Latte     3.50
Cappuccino     3.50
Cortada     3.50
Flat White     3.50
Mocha     4.50
Americano     3.00
Macchiato     3.00
Twelve Dollar Latte     5.00

Teas

$3 Cup $5 Pot

Chamomile, Red Rooibos   
Hot Spicy Mama lemon, honey & cayenne  
Moroccan Mint   
Kukicha Twig   
Gentle Green Giant   
Earl Grey   
English Breakfast   
Yerba Mate   
Marsala Chai   

Two More For Lola, Rose, & The Young At Heart

Babycino     2.00
Nice Bowl Of Hot Chocolate     4.00

Buzz $8

$25 Jug

Sangria   
Mimosa   
Bellini   

Reds

Cabernet Sauvignon argentina    30.00  8.00
Malbec argentina    30.00  8.00
Sangiovese italy    25.00
Tempranillo spain    8.00  30.00
Crianza spain    25.00
Pinot Noir france    25.00  8.00

Whites

Pinot Grigio italy    30.00  8.00
Riesling germany    30.00  8.00
Sauvignon Blanc france    25.00  7.00
Chardonnay chile    25.00  7.00

Sparkling

Cava spain    30.00  8.00

Beers

Coopers Extra Best Stout     5.00
Kirin Ichiban     5.00
Coopers Sparkling Ale     5.00
Peroni     5.00
Corona     5.00
Negro Modelo     5.00
Red Stripe     5.00
Pinkus Pilsner organic    7.00
Pinkus Heiferveizan organic    7.00

Eat - Good Stuff On French Bread

$3 For 1, $7/3, $12/5, $16/7, $22/10, Recommended Companions

Tomato, Mozzarella, Pesto pinot noir  
Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil, Parmesan chardonnay  
Goat Cheese, Roasted Pepper crianza  
Ham, Provolone, Sun Dried Tomato merlot  
Pepperoni, Reggiano, Sweet Plum Chutney sangiovese  
Ricotta, Baby Spinach, Pine Nuts sauvignon blanc  
Caramelized Onions, Chicken Sausage, Mustard cab sav  
Vegemite, Provolone, Avocado pinot grigio  
Proscuitto, Fig, Ricotta montrasell  
Parmesan, Ricotta, Mozzarella malbec  
Sweet Potato Mash, Almond rose  
Avocado, Tomato, Black Pepper lime juice riesling  

A Bit Of Everything

$14 / $25 For Two, Selection Of

Meats cheeses, roasted vegetables, bread, including marinated artichokes, green & black olives, roasted peppers, boccocini, salami, sangiovese  

The Big Cheese $14

Served With Quince Paste, Crackers & Breads Chardonnay

Brie   
Parmesan   
Mozzarella   
Provolone   
Gorgonzola   
Boccocini   

Let's Meat $13

Cab Sav / Crianza

Salami   
Mortadella   
Proscuitto   
Ham   
Pepperoni   

Serfronja's Lovin $10

Cucumbers   
Dolmades   
Bread   
Carrots   
Hummus   
Mazza Crackers pinot grigio  

Two Fancy Salads $10

Baby Spinach parmesan, almonds, pepper sesame oil (sauvignon blanc)  
Avocado hummus, tomato, romaine, olive oil, pine nuts (chardonnay)  

Sweetness $6

Cappuccino Mouse Cake montrasell  
Rum And Raisin Cake malbec  
Triple Chocolate Cake riesling  

Specials

$8 Glass $25 Carafe

Sangria spain  
Ethiopian Honey Wine   

Beers

$5 / $7 Pinkus

Coopers Best Extra Stout   
Coopers Sparkling Ale   
Kirin Ichiban   
Peroni   
Corona   
Red Stripe   
Negro Modelo   
Pinkus Wheat Ale Organic   
Pinkus Pilsner Organic   

Coffee/Tea $3.50

Cappuccino   
Flat White   
Latte   
Double Espresso   
Earl Grey   
Ebt   
Chai   
Rooibos   
Green   
Kukicha   
Chamomile   

Sodas/Organic Juices $3.50

Chinotto   
Limonata   
Aranciata   
Apple   
Cranberry   
Mango   

H2O

San Pellegrino     3.50

None Of The Above

Bowl Of Hot Chocolate     4.00

 

Smooch Cafe
264 Carlton Ave
At Dekalb Ave
(718) 624-4075
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