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Smooch Cafe

  • $$
    RatingAvg. Dinner Entrée
    $$$$$Greater than $25
    $$$$$18.01 - $25
    $$$$12.01 - $18
    $$$7.01 - $12
    $Less than $7
  • Health Food, Vegetarian-Friendly, Vegan, Local/Organic, Cafes & Coffeehouses
  • 264 Carlton Ave, Brooklyn NY11205 40.689762 -73.972172
  • (At Dekalb Ave)
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  • (718) 624-4075
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8-5

The Brooklyn Continental Breakfast Platter orange juice, toast, boiled egg, granola, fruit, yogurt, coffee   12.50
The Tamarama sexy toast with avocado, tomato, pepper, olive oil & lemon juice, served with a latte, cortada, flat white   9.75
Emmanuels Fancy Schmanzy sliced atlantic salmon, cream cheese, lemon juice & pepper served open faced on ciabatta   9.75
Seventeen Grain Granola With Luscious French Vanilla Yogurt accompanied by a hint of fresh fruit and a mixed berry compote   7.75
Birds Breakfast Sandwich sliced boiled egg, cucumber and cracked pepper on pumpernickel   5.25
Felicias Irreverently Bold Breakfast Sandwich egg, tomato, & spicy fire roasted chicken & turkey sausage   7.00
The Buddhist Ohmmmmmlette herbed cream cheese and fresh roma tomatoes   8.75
The Artie Beetson Omelette provolone cheese, baby spinach and sweet caramelized onions   9.75
The Oh Dios Mio Omelette herbed cream cheese, roma tomatoes, caramelized onions & sweet italian chicken sausage   10.75
The Frisky Fergus ‘we Remember Who’s Your Daddy’ Scrambled Pesto Eggs    8.75
Pascale’s "I Get Up To Way Too Much Mischief In Fort Greene & I’m Loving It" Breakfast sexy toast lavished with avocado, sliced egg and accessorized with sprinklings of thyme & pepper. served with a cortada   8.75
The "No Animals Were Harmed During The Making Of This Breakfast" Breakfast curried tofu scrambled with cumin, tomatoes, olive oil, carrots, cranberries and onions   8.75
Sexy Venezuelan Toast served with preserves & nutella and drowned in creamy butter   4.50
add a toey armenian egg   1.75
Vegemite Soldiers if you don’t know what these are you probably shouldn’t have them   5.00
Vegan Wheat Free Muffins Toasted & Hypocritically Lavished With Moo Cow Butter pear and granola, strawberry and peach, blueberry and banana   3.50
The Awesomest Brunch scrambled eggs or tofu, homefries, salad, toast, orange juice, coffee or tea   14.00
add a mimosa or bellini for a nice happy buzz   8.00

12-5

The ‘cry Me A Rivera Diego Cos I Just Dumped My Cheating Ex’ Mouthful Of Satisfaction fire roasted spicy chicken & turkey sausage served with squadrilla orange and chilli chutney plus tomato & baby spinach on ciabatta & served with chili and lime tortilla chips   9.75
The ‘let’s Be Nice To Everyone Except The Assholes Who’ve Trashed Us On Yelp’ Sandwich Of Harmony organic turkey breast slices served with provolone cheese, & coasted with sweet smooth hot mustard, greens, & slices of crisp fuji apples served on ciabatta bread & served with chili and lime tortilla chips   9.75
The Vegan Temptress marinated & baked oriental tofu, vietnamese carrot slaw, jalapeno & veganaise served on 5-grain bread with a cool green salad   9.75
The Everybody Loves The Sunshine Veggie Burger served with greens, tomato & caramelized onions on 5-grain bread coated with veganaise and a red pepper picante plus a light salad   9.75
add avocado or cheese   1.75
The Classic Dole Bludger provolone cheese, sliced tomatoes and crunchy onions served on pressed ciabatta coated with pesto   7.00
Nutty Buddy creamy organic peanut butter with french strawberry jam, toasted on pumpernickel & served with pear   5.25
The Mysterious WTF we take some of this and add a touch of that and serve it on whatever. you’ll have no idea what you’re eating on this evasive sandwich but it sure will taste good   9.75
Bodhi’s Sandwich Of Enbitenment named in honor of our adorable smooch pooch, this sandwich comes complete with hummus, tomatoes, greens, sprouts, carrots, cucumbers and sprouts   8.00

Salads

Smooch. Salads Come With A Mixture Of Greens, Baby Spinach, Cucumber, Red Cabbage carrots And Other Local Fresh Produce Lightly Sprinkled With Gomazio And Coated with Lemon, Garlic, & Herbed Vinaigrette Or Olive Oil & Sea Salt Dressing

The Garden Of Eden    7.50
The Sassy Lassy Sweet Italian Chicken Sausage    9.75
The Voluptuous Vixen Avocado & Hummus    9.75
Steamed Kale served with dried cranberries, olive oil & sea salt   7.50

Sides $3.50

Avocado    
Toast    
Chicken Sausage    
Homefries weekend only for homefries   

Desserts

Chocolate Cake vegan   5.50
Red Velvet Cake vegan   5.50
Carrot Cake vegan   5.50
Chocolate Chip Cookie    2.50
Oatmeal & Raisin Cookie    2.50

Spring Summer Specials

Coconut, Lime & Ginger Crush    4.50
Organic Lemonade    3.50
Tiger Woods a brown sugared modern arnold palmer   3.50
Iced Mint & Lemon Tea    3.00
Iced Mango Tea    3.00
Miss Boucicaut’s Lemon Honey Rooibos Elixir    4.00
Shirley’s Cool Mint Cocoa Milkshake    5.00
Ginger Beer    3.50
Iced Latte    4.00
Iced Americano    3.00

The Orgasmically Organic Smoothie $7

Mixed Berries banana, oj, mango nectar, milk & yogurt   

Sparkling

Chinotto, Limonata & Aranciata    3.50
Ginger & Lemongrass Presse    3.50
San Pellegrino Water   3.50 6.00

Organic Juices $3.50

Orange    
Apple    
Cranberry    
Mango    

Fucken Great Coffee

Espresso    2.50
Double Espresso    3.50
Melbourne Latte    3.50
Cappuccino    3.50
Cortada    3.50
Flat White    3.50
Mocha    4.50
Americano    3.00
Macchiato    3.00
Twelve Dollar Latte    5.00

Teas

$3 Cup $5 Pot

Chamomile, Red Rooibos    
Hot Spicy Mama lemon, honey & cayenne   
Moroccan Mint    
Kukicha Twig    
Gentle Green Giant    
Earl Grey    
English Breakfast    
Yerba Mate    
Marsala Chai    

Two More For Lola, Rose, & The Young At Heart

Babycino    2.00
Nice Bowl Of Hot Chocolate    4.00

Buzz $8

$25 Jug

Sangria    
Mimosa    
Bellini    

Reds

Cabernet Sauvignon argentina  8.00 30.00
Malbec argentina  8.00 30.00
Sangiovese italy   25.00
Tempranillo spain  8.00 30.00
Crianza spain   25.00
Pinot Noir france  8.00 25.00

Whites

Pinot Grigio italy  8.00 30.00
Riesling germany  8.00 30.00
Sauvignon Blanc france  7.00 25.00
Chardonnay chile  7.00 25.00

Sparkling

Cava spain  8.00 30.00

Beers

Coopers Extra Best Stout    5.00
Kirin Ichiban    5.00
Coopers Sparkling Ale    5.00
Peroni    5.00
Corona    5.00
Negro Modelo    5.00
Red Stripe    5.00
Pinkus Pilsner organic   7.00
Pinkus Heiferveizan organic   7.00

Lounge Menu

Eat - Good Stuff On French Bread

$3 For 1, $7/3, $12/5, $16/7, $22/10, Recommended Companions

Tomato, Mozzarella, Pesto pinot noir   
Roasted Garlic, Olive Oil, Parmesan chardonnay   
Goat Cheese, Roasted Pepper crianza   
Ham, Provolone, Sun Dried Tomato merlot   
Pepperoni, Reggiano, Sweet Plum Chutney sangiovese   
Ricotta, Baby Spinach, Pine Nuts sauvignon blanc   
Caramelized Onions, Chicken Sausage, Mustard cab sav   
Vegemite, Provolone, Avocado pinot grigio   
Proscuitto, Fig, Ricotta montrasell   
Parmesan, Ricotta, Mozzarella malbec   
Sweet Potato Mash, Almond rose   
Avocado, Tomato, Black Pepper lime juice riesling   

A Bit Of Everything

$14 / $25 For Two, Selection Of

Meats cheeses, roasted vegetables, bread, including marinated artichokes, green & black olives, roasted peppers, boccocini, salami, sangiovese   

The Big Cheese $14

Served With Quince Paste, Crackers & Breads Chardonnay

Brie    
Parmesan    
Mozzarella    
Provolone    
Gorgonzola    
Boccocini    

Let’s Meat $13

Cab Sav / Crianza

Salami    
Mortadella    
Proscuitto    
Ham    
Pepperoni    

Serfronja’s Lovin $10

Cucumbers    
Dolmades    
Bread    
Carrots    
Hummus    
Mazza Crackers pinot grigio   

Two Fancy Salads $10

Baby Spinach parmesan, almonds, pepper sesame oil (sauvignon blanc)   
Avocado hummus, tomato, romaine, olive oil, pine nuts (chardonnay)   

Sweetness $6

Cappuccino Mouse Cake montrasell   
Rum And Raisin Cake malbec   
Triple Chocolate Cake riesling   

Specials

$8 Glass $25 Carafe

Sangria spain   
Ethiopian Honey Wine    

Beers

$5 / $7 Pinkus

Coopers Best Extra Stout    
Coopers Sparkling Ale    
Kirin Ichiban    
Peroni    
Corona    
Red Stripe    
Negro Modelo    
Pinkus Wheat Ale Organic    
Pinkus Pilsner Organic    

Coffee/Tea $3.50

Cappuccino    
Flat White    
Latte    
Double Espresso    
Earl Grey    
Ebt    
Chai    
Rooibos    
Green    
Kukicha    
Chamomile    

Sodas/Organic Juices $3.50

Chinotto    
Limonata    
Aranciata    
Apple    
Cranberry    
Mango    

H2O

San Pellegrino    3.50

None Of The Above

Bowl Of Hot Chocolate    4.00

 

Smooch Cafe
264 Carlton Ave
At Dekalb Ave
(718) 624-4075
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