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Ok.. so we all know that Señor Swanky's is not the best restaurant in the world, but they do have some good food! For example you should try the Fajita Pita and the Chicken Nachos... If you are to choose between Caballero Beef and Fajita Steak, choose the Fajita Steak.. the Caballero Beef is shredded beef that tastes gross and too chewy.. as for chicken always asked for the grilled chicken... yea the Guacamole is watery and so is the salsa... this place is filled with cheap people who only want $1 Miller Draft and $2 shots of cheap tequila and kamikaze... I mean it is a good place to go and pregame or get drunk at.. sometimes they have good music playing but there is always a sports game on, and the same game on 3 tvs?! You would think they would put something different on each one! Oh yeah.. the happy hour special is not worth it.. it says well drinks but that's only the house liquors and also there is a tax on every drink!! It's ridiculous but they get away with it.. All the drink specials are only at the bar so you can't sit outside and get the bar specials, which sucks when the bar gets filled (while every table is empty)! So I would say go there, with a coupon, and try their food.. if you like you like if you don't you don't.. Good luck to everyone who is deciding on whether to go there and to Señor Swanky's for surprisingly remaining open..

Ordered the "$25 all you can drink special" and after drinking for two hours we were told that the special charges automatic gratuity and charges tax on the drinks included in the special...? Tax on the drinks in the special? are you kidding me?! Wondered why all the places around there were packed and this place was empty, now i know why....avoid this place! Don't pay $100 for subpar mexican food and drinks like me. CRIMINALS

The chicken quesadilla actually tasted good, but everything else about this place is a disaster. If you eat inside you will feel like your at a sports bar, not a mexican restaurant. SLOW service, i had to wait 15 minutes to see the waitress to get my glass of water refilled. Just plain ridiculous, never giving them my business again

It took 1 hour and 45 minutes for my food to get here. I called for the first time, one hour in, and they said the driver had already left-- clearly a lie. I called an hour and a half in, and the manager had nothing to say. They did not offer any explanation or compensation. I finally received my dinner at 10:15 pm on a Tuesday night. Once the food finally arrived, it was not that good.

First online review EVER. It was that bad. Where to begin ... ? I'm from CA and love Mexican food. This is not Mexican, or Tex-Mex, or Southwestern, or, let's face it, edible. Bland at best, borderline gross at its worst (especially the guac - how do you ruin guac?!). Add that to a miniscule yet $8 quesadilla and a ridiculously overpriced margarita, and I wonder why this place is still in business. From now on, when I crave some south-of-the-border tastiness, I will go to the $3 margarita/sock-puppet place (we all know what I'm talking about). At least they know how to make good guac.

Here's the thing...it's maybe tacky and a little over priced for how much food you get, but my husband and I went there for dinner last night and were able to sit outside, enjoy the beautiful weather, and eat some good Tex-Mex. We had fajitas and a burrito and we thought both were really good. Their chips and salsa was also very good (we had two servings) and the service was, for the most part, very friendly. I am originally from Texas and I know what good Tex-Mex tastes like. The two items we ordered were comparable to average Tex-Mex places in the south. One thing is, we don't drink, so I can't comment on the alcohol. Everything else, though, was enjoyable, and we think we'd go back again.

Notice how every single review is negative? Listen to them, there's a reason. I got delivery from here, it was disappointing. Took over an hour. It came cold and soggy. Soggy nachos... no thanks. And the $5 guacamole comes in this little cup... total rip off. I love mexican food, but I would never go here again.