Cafe Noir

We had never stayed in Soho and were not familiar w/the eateries there. Popped in because it was close and we like tapas. The menu was really tempting and we really enjoyed the plates we tried. It seemed like a popular after-work spot and was pretty hopping on a Friday night, nice weather, windows all open. We were waited on by about 3 people who weren't always sure who ordered what but it was all good.

I sent back the flattest and stalest Heineken and opted for another draft. When the bill came I was charged for the beer I sent back. I was then told by the pugnacious barkeep that the beer was indeed not flat and that they would not take it off the bill. Thankfully the unobtrusive manager took the charge off but not after the bartender came over to my table and informed me that I had no right to talk to the manager. Where do they find these people?

I stepped out for dinner last night at Cafe Noir and I don't think I have ever had such mediocre waiting service before. Despite the lateness of some of the guests, I felt the waittress was being rude, very abrupt and has very little skills for being part of the service industry. Nowadays, I believe restaurant owners should be cognisant of the way their staff behave towards the customer. Needless to say, this was my first time at Cafe Noir and perhaps my last.

Fun, GREAT bloody marys, recommended by relative who works in the area and goes there often. get the tapas, excellent.

The paella was beyond poor - rice was undercooked, peas tasted like shriveled, frozen messes, and calamari was very rubbery. Mussels were ok, but as someone mentioned below, the shrimp still had the heads (unappetizing). The wait staff was far less than attentive, spending most of their time socializing instead of helping us. Drinks were good and the atmosphere is very nice, so if you just want cocktails, go for it. Otherwise...I'd advise staying away.

I love this place. Romantic and very sexy. Perfect mojitos and capirenas. They have these assorted appetizers they will bring you on 3 tiered platters. Perfect for two people. Order that and some drinks and you are good to go. Not too expensive, either.

Yes, lively. Big bar scene. Our meal was quite good. Good steak, attractive and tasty appetizers. Prices are fine. The service was not professional. The busboy was the most attentive. We needed silverwear, water and our candle lit. They never checked on us either. The wait staff seemed to be more interested in themselves.